You’ve probably already heard about the poor woman who went in for a leg operation and got a sphincter switch instead.
Questions:
- If she likes the new butthole, does she get to keep it?
- How much does a new butthole cost?
- Where is the butthole store (and I don’t mean Wal-Mart)?
- Did they cut the tags? I’ll bet they didn’t even cut the tags.
- How awkward was it in the operating room when they realized their mistake?
- Will the court members be able to stop giggling at the malpractice trial?
- Will the woman’s lawyer tell the jury the difference between a leg and an asshole?
- Will she have to drop trou in front of the jury, so they can see the new one sparkle?
Really, folks, it’s not funny at all . . .
March 21, 2008 at 12:18 am |
Wow, I hadn’t heard about that story. Yick. Can you imagine? I mean really? Holy smokes.
March 22, 2008 at 12:13 am |
I think this is great. I wonder if they made a secret pact in the operating room to do it on purpose. you know like…draw straws for it.
“today we have anus replacement, leg graft, boob job and finger nail removal, heart transplant and bowel resection”….
“Dr, how are we deciding today??”……
April 5, 2008 at 10:47 am |
This is completely disturbing.
When I had my ovary removed they had me take a black sharpie pen and draw a big L over the left ovary to help increase the odds that they’d remove the correct one. I was not comforted.
If you have surgery in the future, it’s probably a good idea to have some writing on your ass requesting that they leave your anus alone.
April 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm |
You said “one sparkle”……..classic….lmao
April 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm |
I’ll be dead in 6 years, because I’ll never let them do surgery on me.
Unless I’m volunteering for some super-secret NIH experiment that ends up going horribly awry and gives me super powers but also traumatic flashbacks and distorted perceptions of reality.
Wonder where they advertise for that?
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